The Klipsch Heritage Museum Association
...four dollars to a fried egg
...to the contrary nevertheless...
...than which there is no whicher...
...the price of cheese in Siberia.
a calibrated anvil
A physicist is one who paces across a circle and then calculates the circumference to three decimal places.
A physicist is someone who knows what’s wrong with a doorbell, but can’t fix it.
Able to sit up and take nourishment!
Adjective noun! (sometimes “Adjective noun object of ill repute!”)
all up to my work in ears
an empty box full of (something)
and if so, why not?
as useless as tits on a boar
as wrong as a three dollar bill
bale of hay (1)
bale of hay (2)
balls of the Pope!
button it up
Colder than a well digger’s fanny in the Klondike
dogs are funny people
Excuse me all to hell
Flatter than a bookkeeper’s fanny.
fundamentally wrong “fundamental wrongness”
get down to brass tacks
gilding the lily
going to hell in a bucket.
Gotta go see a man about a dog
hotter than a $2 pistol
hotter than the hubs of...
I had a photographic memory, but it didn’t develop.
I like the sound of a trombone. It has that nice farty quality.
I never cease to be amazed that ...
I won’t swear and be damned that ..., but ...
I would be willing to bet a hypothetical sum, which I do not possess, that...
If this works it’ll be a mackerel.
I’ll sell it to you for five bucks, and I’ll give you the five bucks to pay for it.
I’ll try. That’s all a steer can do.
I’m doing all that I can, and the easy ones twice!
I’m going fifth. It’s too late to go forth.
I’m gonna gather up my marbles and go home. or, I’m gonna gather up my marbles and go fifth.
I’m off in a cloud of camel dung!
iniquity, e.g. “back in iniquity, we...”
It never ceases to amaze me that...
It’s hot enough top sweat the balls off a billiard table.
ust as a matter of academic curiosity
just shows to go ya that...
Let’s go third.
like shootin’ fish in a rain barrel
like waving a bull in front of a red flag
looks like a sack of doorknobs
lower than whale manure
my hind leg
Not if the meat’s any good.
Not much madder than usual.
Pardon my French
Poor old Klipsch! Couldn’t pour beer (or piss) out of a boot
Pour on the coal
research with the emphasis on re
Saturday Evening Pest
scum up a scheme
shake like a dog shittin’ peach seeds
shit ‘n’ molasses!
Shit!......and two is eight
Sitting in the shade of the room cooler.
son of a sea cook
Spectacles, testicles, watch, and wallet
spinning our wheels
Still trying to unscrew the inscrutable.
swear on the Allied catalog
The better the speaker, the worse it sounds.until other sources of distortion and inaccuracy have been eliminated
The Lord doesn’t let a man keep what he doesn’t use.
the whole shootin match
There is no such thing as ‘high fidelity’. Either you’ve got fidelity or you’ve got infidelity.
There’s a slightly off-color story about...
They make miniature tubes and miniature loudspeakers, but they have yet to come up with a miniature 32-foot wavelength.
They try, but they don’t focal.
trying to unscrable an egg
vale of tears
Wanna see some dirty pictures?
When I make my second million I’m going to ___. (The first million’s too hard to make.)
Where in the be-bloody hell is___?
Where in the corn bread hell...
whole ball of wax
words of one cylinder
You are a gentleman and a scholar and a good judge of bad liquor.
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